So what about the Tories? A triumph! Historic! The sweetest victory!
They've lost their comfortable majority in coalition and and replaced it with next to no majority at all. And they've promised an in-out referendum on the European Union in 2017 – so lots of infighting for them then. Oh, and they've now got no friends in parliament.
So to re-cap: The slimmest of majorities. Lots of infighting. No friends.
Awesome win guys.
Granted, it's worse for Labour and Lib Dems. But that's hardly a victory for the country is it.